Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, while cashiering, I rang out a father and his son who looked about eight years-old. The dad jokingly told his son that I was a 10/10 in looks. The son then looked at me for a few seconds and said, "No, probably more like a seven." Thanks a lot. FML
Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML
Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML
Today, at work, a man walked up the escalator with his chubby kid next to him and asked me where the shoe section was. I said, "For you or your son?" He said, "For my daughter." FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, at Jiffy Lube, a woman and her 4 year-old son were waiting at the checkout counter. As I walk by them, her son mistakes me for his father and holds my hand. The woman immediately grabs her son's wrist, looks at me, and says, "Sicko." FML
Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy said "Mommy" and the mom looked down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walked out. The boy had pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML
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SoBlonde_fml 0
The FML portion was the fact that the little boy disagreed.
zargon 1
A man calls you pretty and that's an FML? Weak.
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Comments (71)
zargon 1
A man calls you pretty and that's an FML? Weak.
albopoontang 3
ur weak .p
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
Obviously you don't understand. That's okay.
SoBlonde_fml 0
The FML portion was the fact that the little boy disagreed.
ZleveL 0
I don't get how she knew he was three?
Zurk 0
That doesn't matter, but it is pretty easy to guess the age of a small child.
Fermi 0
What is your point zargon? Clearly she is distressed over the kid's interpretation. In the event that you were sarcastic, which I have extreme trouble over deciding if that is even possible due to the fact that you could be sarcastic, but by being sarcastic you should expect some kind of reply, which makes me feel you couldn't be sarcastic. Aside from that I recommend not to pay much attention to the three year old, as these types of things seem to get posted on **** my life pretty often. This being said, I can imagine your life being pretty miserable, unless you can learn to control your ability to shake these thoughts off.
tribridags 0
lol? get a life
Yousuck24 21
Are you OP 3? I've never seen someone so defensive over a post on FML.
suadelaaa 0
Oh boo hoo, a three year old finds you unattractive? Stfu and be happy that the father thought you were.
cmj0011 0
hey... kids are mean... just gotta chalk that one up to the game. at least the guy thought u were pretty, n lets be honest, thats what counts.
Aim4thebullseye 4
The great thing about little kids is they never lie ;)
MoonTiger 4
Kids are too honest, sad, but true :)
Cookie_kaioo 0
Shit happens! lol But next time if something like that happens, look at the dad & tell him: "Well if you said beautiful lady instead, then he would have undoubtedly came to me" ;) What you think? (Honestly I got that from Eli Y Dallas's book quote)! ;) LoL
kwbuzz23wk 0
consider yourself OWNED!
last_fml 0
kids are so innocently cruel.
xOpheliacx 0
At least his dad thinks you're pretty.