Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML
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SimpleDreams 3
Haha that's actually really funny you made my....week!!!
alexistheboss365 0
Oooo did u say thank you?
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Comments (130)
icequeen123 2
Just say thank you and keep walking!
angela3222 0
I don't find this an FML. this is hilarious! If that was me I'd laugh and say "I'll try" but seriously how is this an FML?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Was he just trying to be nice? Maybe he had a "face palm" moment right after he said that.
nerdsgetmehot 23
What is with the downvotes?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Go shove your downvotes up your butt.
DrewsFML 8
LOL nerds. BTW good to see you, I haven't seen you around here in a while
Steve95401 49
I wouldn't give you a downvote Nerds.
Steve95401 49
Use the self service checkstand next time.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Not all grocery stores have those.
Steve95401 49
You are right Nerds. I had that experience yesterday purchasing some for my daughter on my way home from work and, yes, I did use the self-check.
samme_fml 4
LOL that's funny
itsalanis 25
this is the best sentence ever. +1 for the wittiness. although, i guess op's reaction is to be expected...
Ambsies1574 0
Hahahahahah
amandaisgrrreat 4
God that's awful if only he knew!
simbabeat 0
This isn't an FML... This is just funny. Even if it was directed toward me, I would find it quite humorous.
My_Nightmare 19
If I had a cashier say that to me under that circumstance I would be amused by it. You can't be too serious in this life and he was obviously trying to bring some light-hearted humor to your day. I don't think he was trying to be rude. He was just trying to build that cashier/customer bond.
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Unless of course he said it with the aforementioned troll face.
My_Nightmare 19
This is true. I'd just smile and wink at him then to confuse him and then I'd walk away ha ha