Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I told a cashier at a store, “You have such kind eyes.” She smiled, then pointed to the bagging station and said, “Those are my husband’s eyes, he’s right there.” I spent the next minute bagging my groceries in dead silence. FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. As I was checking out, I went to grab the same item that the cashier was reaching for. He brushed my hand. He then both watched me creepily and asked my what lotion I used to make my hands so soft. When I left, he said, "I'll dream of you." FML
Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML
Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML
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xxxeelaa 0
okay ? he could've meant why would a random man come up and call his wife beautiful ? chill.
hellzyeah88 0
So your husband married you for your personality??? At least you've got both. Looks and personality. That's rare. You should be happy.
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Comments (127)
hellzyeah88 0
So your husband married you for your personality??? At least you've got both. Looks and personality. That's rare. You should be happy.
ndanick 4
Now thats a real my kudos to u for getting a hard ass
runescapescool 0
Noob
maggy_fml 0
i'm sure he meant that as in "why would he say that out loud suddenly?" or maybe he's joking?
Animati0n 0
Ouch!
doglover100 29
Maybe he took it as random people hitting on her. I don't know.
xxxeelaa 0
okay ? he could've meant why would a random man come up and call his wife beautiful ? chill.
STVader 0
yeah that's what I interpreted it as. Random people hitting on married people is kinda weird, I'd ask what's wrong with him too at first.
ddldave 0
He could of meant what's wrong with him as in he believes there's nothing wrong with him since his wife is truly beautiful.
Dante167 0
Agree with #4. He couldve been joking too. OP quit overeacting...this isnt an FML
Person_Man 0
i agree with #4...your husband's comment didnt mean that you are not beautiful, so please try to be understanding of him :)
lifesxmisery 0
i agree. i was thinking the same exact thing, like why would he just come out of nowhere with that anyway? saying "whats wrong with him" is actually a reasonable response depending on how you mean it.
losergirl 0
Guess your husband wants some sex, then.
nevele11 0
Uhh? How is this an FML at all? My boyfriend says "What's wrong with him?"all the time when I tell him the creeps are lurkin'. Your husband means it like, "What an ass."
XblahhX 0
That is so true!!! OP, stop being so paranoid
Meg14_fml 0
Your husband probably thought the guy was being creepy.
beaniebabe 0
He was probably just referring to the fact that a complete stranger said that
Singularity_fml 0
Uh, my boyfriend doesn't appreciate RANDOM STRANGERS who hit on his gf, so I'm pretty sure your husband doesn't appreciate it either.
genius_man16 1
That's what I thought. If it was a close friend or something and he said that then this would be an FML. But since it was just some random guy, there is nothing wrong with his comment. Pull the stick out of your ass OP and stop being so goddamn sensitive.
pjunior89 0
unintentional burn... damn
IphaiLyf 0
woww maybe he didnt mean it like the way it sounded :(