Today, I realised that I keep both Naruto collecting cards and a condom in the same pocket of my wallet. Nothing says sexy quite like dropping a bunch of Gaara cards before getting it on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized why it's a bad idea to store your business cards and your "emergency condom" in the same handbag compartment. I realized this after a client watched me miss the cards and pull out the condom after our lunch meeting. FML
Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
Today, it's the first birthday of the condom in my pocket. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
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cuz803 46
If the person you're getting busy with accepts your love for Naruto, they may be a keeper. Don't be ashamed. Everyone is a fanatic for something.
missedhighfivemakessad 4
You want to understand how to use lee’s hidden lotus on your partner. Garaas sand is the exact opposite of what you want
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cuz803 46
If the person you're getting busy with accepts your love for Naruto, they may be a keeper. Don't be ashamed. Everyone is a fanatic for something.
missedhighfivemakessad 4
You want to understand how to use lee’s hidden lotus on your partner. Garaas sand is the exact opposite of what you want
CuriousEKitty 21
Let's hope the person you are trying to perform shadow clone sexy jutsu with accepts all of you and you can laugh about it later ^^
Lydmyers 9
Find the right person, and it would be sexy 😉
Emily Mariah 8
no that's pretty awesome lmao I get hype every time I watch him and rock lees fight!!! no matter how many times so I'd think it would be pretty cool.