Today, after pranking my roommate several times by putting lube in his hand sanitizer bottle, he got me back by putting sanitizer in my lube. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML
Today, I gave my sister some Lubriderm for a skin condition we share. While she was applying the lotion I joking said, "Wouldn't it be funny if it made it worse?" Guess who got punched in the face, twice, because it did. FML
Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML
Today, tired of my roommate’s constant stealing of my food, I decided to get back at him by hiding a small amount of hot sauce in his sandwich, thinking it would be a funny prank. When he took a huge bite, he immediately started choking and running to the bathroom. I later found out he's allergic to spicy food. FML
Today, my roommate blocked my phone number and won't speak to me. All because I mistakenly used her hand soap, thinking it was mine. FML
Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, my kid told my wife he's been using the hand sanitizer under our bathroom sink. It's not hand sanitizer, it's a giant bottle of lube.
Today, my moron of a teenager drank lube to lubricate his throat during a coughing fit, thinking it would take away the itchiness in his throat. FML
Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML
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Top comments
lilchica22001 22
Ouch! I bet that burnt your pee pee hole. What did we learn? Hmmm? lol
AYoungMexicanLad 8
YDI.
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Comments (31)
jcash52426 5
I bet that burned!
BurnInDemonFire 39
That's what you get for being a total penis.
runswithlions 3
YOU DESERVE IT. I pressed the YDI button and commenting you deserve it only because I can't pressed the button more than once to justify how much you do :)
AngelusLeonhart 3
Absolutely barbaric
CountZiggenpuss 7
Be happy it was just sanitizer. I would have put sand in your lube.
diisneygirl 2
Yep. You deserved that one lol.
acmariner99 25
Just be glad it wasn't habanero oil. You totally deserved it.
ElusiveMee 6
Ok folks. I agreed with the YDI. But you can't compare slippery hands to what equates to burning lava on his and her bits. It's just not an equal payback. FML
helloimkylieee 19
I really hope the girl he was gonna use it with didn't get it in or on her... that would be so painful, and she's innocent! Dx
notatfault 8
Lesson learned. At least it wasn't pppers or chili sauce.
StoneColdShaky 8
That's.... just.... awesome....