Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, and totally forgot about my existence. She doesn’t even text me, and I think there’s someone else, but she has my name tattooed on her body. Love sucks, I don’t recommend it. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
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Top comments
emirie 21
Cross it off so you don't have to look at it.
golden_warrior 23
Damn, lifetime is a day for hoes
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Comments (64)
awilliams44 9
scribble over it haha
bunny409 14
at least its not a tattoo
awkward_gothlady 32
Get an artist friend to paint something you like over what she wrote.
cooley182 4
spray paint dumbass
vinylscratchp0n3 23
If it's a plaster cast, you can just sand it off without compromising your cast.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
White-Out is your friend.
mhc91 10
Shes just an asshole but don't worry you'll find someone better than her
Pinkfun69 4
One word "sharpe"
Muttley9 13
And you think guys are the only ones with lines? Now you know better. We all have to put ourselves out there... and we all get burned. I hope you find somebody that will truly let you in, be a part of your life, be a true partner and mate :)
commandercolbert 6
hard to find loyal ppl these days hope you find someone better