Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
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emirie 21
Cross it off so you don't have to look at it.
golden_warrior 23
Damn, lifetime is a day for hoes
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Comments (64)
tomwantssnow 14
Cover it up with a sticker or sharpie and be glad she's out of your life.
zoegirl_455 30
If you can, save it when it gets taken off. Then you can mail it the other guy for a warning
fakan 4
"touch ups" with permanent marker
JMichael 26
That's what I'd do. Cross it out and draw weird random pictures on it.
Moonlessnite 5
Do you know any artists? I'm thinking a big, fabulous mural.
worldclassrager 41
Just cover it in sharpie...I did that with some things that were written on mine...
strike2867 13
When I was 12 I took off my own cast a lot earlier because it was annoying me.
daniel_2209 12
We got a badass over here!
olpally 33
What a whoreo.
JokersHQ 21
White it out in a shape and then color over it! But sorry to hear that OP that was pretty suckish!
Xotoolyxo 16
When you get your cast off, send her that part of it