Today, my landlord compared me to his idiot son for not plunging a toilet. This is the same toilet he explicitly told me not to plunge last week, because of a possible leak into the basement. We have been peeing outside for a week waiting on him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML
Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Today, and for the last two weeks, my asshole landlord refuses to fix the hot water supply. My shower is now so cold that peeing on myself while washing is actually helping. I need a new place. FML
Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML
Today, after waiting two hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
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bachooka 5
Where have you been pooping?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
In the litter box :O
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Comments (132)
badactor009 0
A working toilet is part of what you are paying rent for. Prorate 1/3 of you rent for the fraction of the month you did not have a fully functional toilet. That is how much less rent you should owe next month.
iowahawkeyedave 3
Poop on him and tell him that thats for not fixing the toilet, and that youve been waiting all week to do that.
smokedogg 0
Stab him
princess3355 0
Where have you been shiting
MainPrism 16
So punch him in the dick & pick yourself out a nice cozy cardboard box lol... Or just suck it up & come to terms with the fact that he's obviously a dipshit & you shouldn't let him get to you...
weesnaw_08 7
What a dumbass.
SkardeyKat 3
And where exactly does he want you to shit? In the closet? You should shit on his porch.
fucks12 2
Like father like son
eatpussy 0
Maybe he's bi-polar?
ArcticPuppet 0
You could have just pissed in your shower or sink. No flush, saves water.