Today, my landlord compared me to his idiot son for not plunging a toilet. This is the same toilet he explicitly told me not to plunge last week, because of a possible leak into the basement. We have been peeing outside for a week waiting on him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML
Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Today, and for the last two weeks, my asshole landlord refuses to fix the hot water supply. My shower is now so cold that peeing on myself while washing is actually helping. I need a new place. FML
Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML
Today, after waiting two hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
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Top comments
bachooka 5
Where have you been pooping?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
In the litter box :O
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Comments (132)
afulks78 11
pee on the floor ;) that will show em !
perdix 31
You're probably even dumber -- after day two the idiot son would have figured out that peeing outside is an unnecessary hassle when you've got a perfectly good sink.
lemon_phat 11
I live in the basement, I pee in the sink every night. Just make sure to run the water!
xxsarahfxx 6
53- That's really discusting.
primadonna9396 16
My brother in law has a piss bucket in the basement for when he's too drunk to come upstairs. It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't try and clean it out with bleach every so often... Mustard gas central.
MaddyHatter 8
or pee on him.
faith94m 5
what a dick.
iloveeyouuxD 9
That's just lame.
CHOMP3R 0
Gross!! Your landlord is an idiot.
afulks78 11
where did you shit ?
BellaBelle_fml 23
Please see response to #5.
scenequeen2lean 0
That sucks, man, I'm sorry. Fyl..
mspeacock 6
Hire a plumber and take it off your rent? Pee in the shower? Ask the landlord for a Portapotty and place in the front yard with a big sign that reads,"My land lord is a cheap ass and won't fix the toilet"
mickeygirl 0
Lol I like the last one.
Llama_Face89 34
He says his son is an idiot? I say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.