Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
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Top comments
CallMeHush 1
Should have told him it was your punishment for eating little kid's souls and then bite in his direction.
Tabbykat9698 0
Punch him in the face and ask why he cries like a girl.
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Comments (63)
idontfml 0
i find girls with boy voices sexy
maskedman 9
do you have a thing for transexuals also?
IHateNoobz 0
LMFAO
MissyWissyKach 0
so when i was in the third grade my mom was cutting my hair got distracted and cut my hair above my ears, my boobs hadnt developed yet so people were asking me am i a boy or a girl, and i didnt sound like a girl either i sucked it up in the third grade and ur like 20 so suck it up
boone_fml 0
I like a deep voice on a girl too
janise 2
This isn't much of an FML however there's a difference between being mistaken for a boy in 3rd grade and when you're an adult.
j2484 0
**** off u were in 3rd grade noone cares
lise463 0
Oh what, your boobs hadn't developed yet when you were in the third grade? Daaaaaaaamn.
fappachino 0
@idontfml you must be gay
MeesterMatt 3
In the third grade no one gives a **** i bet ur classmates dont even remember now
ambrz 0
a little make up and some extensions can do wonders ;)
Fenthik 4
A little tact and respect can do wonders.
snowball20 0
mmm I have this guy friend who looks like a girl.. the lady who operates the drinks station at our college cafeteria would greet him as "little sis/miss"
wazdog 4
Maybe you just like boys. (replying to #1)
jujujube 0
good call
Crush89 0
this only means you can sing alto, which is good
mfmylifesrsly 30
sapranos better...
nigranathan 0
you shouldve said he was adopted. nothing feels better than making children cry.
maskedman 9
you should have told him that the late, great Barry White was your father.
mmart54 0
u want to be boy... admit it ...c'mon.
Yulia_fml 0
that really sucks because your voice is something that is almost impossible to change. Clothing, hair, body, face - those are all changeable in some way or another, but your voice stays for life. FYL.
Ser0 0
I could try straight fist punching the OP's throat. That might fix it. Either way, it'll be a good laugh.
krs500 0
14 - you are a dipshit
Tregon 0
Sero is awesome.
CallMeHush 1
Should have told him it was your punishment for eating little kid's souls and then bite in his direction.
Scourge87 0
Oh hell, that would've been pure win #13. And to the OP, bit of a butch, are we ? Well, if it was only your voice and it wasn't terribly bad, that wouldn't be too disastrous.
DarkDesire13 1
Haha two thumbs up! That's what I would do