Today, my landlord compared me to his idiot son for not plunging a toilet. This is the same toilet he explicitly told me not to plunge last week, because of a possible leak into the basement. We have been peeing outside for a week waiting on him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML
Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Today, and for the last two weeks, my asshole landlord refuses to fix the hot water supply. My shower is now so cold that peeing on myself while washing is actually helping. I need a new place. FML
Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML
Today, after waiting two hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
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bachooka 5
Where have you been pooping?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
In the litter box :O
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Enslaved 38
You should compare "him" to your idiot landlord. See if he gets it.(:
JenDanielle917 13
How to anger your landlord: Step one: find a way into his house Step two: when he's sleeping, sneak into his house with a dog (either buy one or find a stray) Step three: give the dog all the water you can and have him pee all over the carpets and couches, and helping him would be better. Step four: have the dog run through some mud and let him run loose in the house. Step five: return or let the dog back into the wild after giving him his rewards. Step six: watch your landlords reaction :)
raphanne_fml 33
Step seven: go to jail for breaking into his house ;)
THE_A_TEEN 28
Step Eight: anal rape ¦(
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Step nine: repeat of step eight.
JenDanielle917 13
I honestly doubted anyone would read this, but everyone's feedback and answers tell me you don't like my sarcasm or it's fun to add on to my sarcasm.
malignantmegan 3
Step 11: profit ;)
You_Need_Soap 6
Step 12: landlord's ass is pregnant.
Anubyte 0
Wow, that really sucks, I think it's time to plunge his face!
Jamicianprince 1
I hate pepole like that
Person1233 13
Pepole? Like pee pole?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yes a Pee-Pole™. Hi, Billy Mays here to show you the wonders of the Pee-pole. The Pee-Pole™ is this new patented invention that makes you pee from long distances. /( DISCLAIMER: not an ad, its not real)
tsim_fml 0
maybe his son isn't an idiot so you aren't either
Jennyboo5797 4
Did you not read the part of the FML that said "...compared me to his idiot son"?
yourkindacool18 5
last time i checked, landlords were intelligent. this guy's more of a dumbass than his son.
HeavyScout 0
...that's just pathetic -_-
RetardedChipmunk 7
No..... Just no
JumbledGirl 2
What an ass!
Jamicianprince 1
You pic is creepy
NEEPLES 7
What kind of dad calls his son an idiot?
raphanne_fml 33
The idiot kind ;)
THE_A_TEEN 28
My mom does, plus more harsher words. :(
ironyisforlosers 0
The kind that is disappoint.
NEEPLES 7
Lol^^^