Today, for about the fifth time, my neighbors parked blocking my driveway. After parking across the street I stuck a note on their windshield reading “Nice park job asshole“, only to find out that their nephew just passed away and everyone was gathering to go to the viewing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML
Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
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Top comments
adelaide_evening 0
That really sucks. However, they really still shouldn't have blocked your drive way. They should've been the one to park in the street or something. Alas, a politer note would probably have conveyed that better.
may_cause_fail 0
That is an immature way to respond. However, that is annoying and illegal on their part. A nicer note might have been a better solution, but I understand how frustrating that can be.
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Comments (177)
MatGag17895 11
I think you should have knocked at their door to ask them politely to move the car so you can get in your driveway.
cunningchick 1
not Ur fault there's....it could happen to anyone
randomstudios 0
Here's what you do. Get a few bags of cement, wait for them to do it again, mix water into the cement, then push their car away from your drive, and cement the whole thing.
rexku 0
I can understand how terrible the grieving process is, but that doesn't grant you immunity from the law.
kittySplash 0
That's sad but still you could have said jerk or. Jerk off but ass hole!!
kennaem1 11
This not a YDI at all. You didn't know, and you were sick of them parking like assholes. FYL indeed, OP.
manaallovesfmls 19
You didn't have to be rude about it. Leave a nicer note next time. YDI.
Lord_Sony 9
I would do the same, actually i DO the same right now with my neighbours who keep blockin my driveway. Even after I talked with them about it. Just a shame it was a bad time in your case...
red61977 9
They still don't have the right to block their driveway. Tell them if they do it again, you will kill another nephew. Lol
erin37 27
Still think they are in the wrong. And still unfair on you.