Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my daughter to get the expensive pixie cut she’s been "dying" for. As soon as we got home, my husband burst into hysterical laughter and pointed out that she looks exactly like he did in high school. Now she’s sobbing and begging for either a wig or even more expensive extensions. FML
Today, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look at me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. FML
Today, I arrived home, having just had my long hair cut and my beard shaved. My idiot daughter’s reaction when she saw me? “Who are you and how did you get in the house?” FML
Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Lotus_Eater 0
You should cut your little girl's hair just like yours. :P
littlemuffet 0
Must be a Catholic school.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (147)
truslide 0
1st LOL kids these days
pkmlove 0
Hahaha that's hilarious sorry.
d0rkaSAUR 0
Sucks for you ]x
PureGold 0
Ooh, that's embarrassing xP. I can see how that would be a reason for the school to call home haha...
SpyroCool 13
I don't.
liviathisbe 17
I totally agree but I think they meant more along the lines of, mom's missing, and someone else just took her place.
Lotus_Eater 0
You should cut your little girl's hair just like yours. :P
Bryan_Z 0
hahaha is the new daddy hot? :p
UnCensoredBitch 0
Haha! Kids are so mean! I agree with #5!
randomgirl1234 20
You don't have to make another comment to tell that you're agreeing with #5. There are other ways to do that
omglolydi 0
So... I'm guessing you look better with longer hair...
hellohello1 0
honestly, children's gender constancy at that age is still developing, so she might really believe that cutting your hair short changed you from a woman to a man! sad that she had to announce it at school though, hahaha.
truslide 0
was the school more concerned that mummy has "gone away" or that your child has two dads?