Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML
Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML
Today, I found out that my favorite aunt passed away. The funeral was last Thursday. FML
Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML
Today, for about the fifth time, my neighbors parked blocking my driveway. After parking across the street I stuck a note on their windshield reading “Nice park job asshole“, only to find out that their nephew just passed away and everyone was gathering to go to the viewing. FML
Today, it was my first day as a mailman. One of the houses got a bunch of cards, and the owner coincidentally opened the door as I arrived. So I said to the owner that someone in the house must really be popular. He replied, "She died this Tuesday." FML
Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML
Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML
Today, I looked at my neighbor's empty lawn; he's an old guy and he usually has the best Christmas lights. We knew he might not be able to do them this year, so I felt bad and I did them for him. Later, a neighbor asked about them and I told her that I helped out. She said, "You do know he died, right?" FML
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dva976 7
Better u found him than the lawnmower.
A100893 30
That is pretty freaky. Okay scratch that, it's creepy as ****. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)
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Comments (112)
THE_A_TEEN 28
At least you found out he was human. I mean really, he could have been a Terminator..
DooleyFTW 17
Just whistle and walk away OP, whistle and walk away.
iliketurdles 7
Did you grab a stick and poke him?
awwwyeah_png 4
Enjoy your thumb down!
bevsta 7
Most lamest thing
Branflakes78 13
Stfu!! Death isn't funny, A-Hole
tifani322 13
That wasn't funny... At all.
sleepydeath 4
Did someone say death? 0.0
THE_A_TEEN 28
What's wrong with showing just a little bit of humour? I'm just trying to make a little light on this situation.
juststoptalking 6
Make a little light? That phrase doesn't exist.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
^ you should take the advice of your name.
ALpein 0
@29 Most dumbest thing ever.
SkateboardGirl88 11
WTF did I just read?
Sammy_Boy 10
I realllly hope you're just making a fml post. Because otherwise you're a horrible person for thinking 'FML this has screwed up my day' or anything like that.
A100893 30
That is pretty freaky. Okay scratch that, it's creepy as ****. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)
markrs 0
OP sleep walks...
bwinski 19
Only in Texas...
dva976 7
Better u found him than the lawnmower.
hellaflushfa5 6
Cause you know most people mow the lawn with their eyes closed.
flamegrilled123 3
Just like that lawnmower scene in the movie "braindead"
creativedarkpce 0
And the blender.
DontClickOnMe 28
Wow, that's terrible.. RIP OP's neighbor. :(
JukeboxValkyrie 19
Obviously you're a werewolf and you killed your neighbor during your transformation.
Goatinsfriend 8
Dude, whoa, I just.. Have no words for this. No one deserves that!
Dustin_Pedobear 9
No one deserves death? I think I know a few people who do.
haZzbin 0
Nope. Nobody does
cyK0tek 0
^ Not even Bieber or Black fans...? PFFFTCHCHTFAPPFFFFTCHKKIK
mattsgurl 0
Justin Bieber doesn't deserve death!!! I love Justin Bieber. He is awesome. I have been a fan of him since his first YouTube video! Just cause you don't like him doesn't mean he deserves death. FYL OP that sucks. R.I.P. OP's neighbor.
Goatinsfriend 8
60 - touché.
43trauts 14
OK, all of you excluding #51 and #67 are mean and disrespectful. You thumbs down someone because they're a fan of Justin Bieber?? Oh and let me guess, does me liking Rebecca Black mean I should die? Really! Come on!
FirstTigerHobbes 13
^ Yes, yes it does. *slowing creeps back into the shadows*
tmd4L 7
That sucks let's hope your not a suspect now.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
You're*
cyK0tek 0
^If you're going to post just to correct one word, please don't post at all. Thank you.
JukeboxValkyrie 19
Seriously though, FHL for dying and FYL for finding him like that.
floopyflooper 2
Wonder what he was doing in your yard.
wallygolf 3
Was on his way over to borrow a cup of sugar.
ohSNAPyall 27
Lying there, mostly. RIP
misvenus000 4
Pretty sure he was trying to get help. But a cup of sugar seems legit.