no one
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Dallas, United States
Pesky kids
Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year-old son does. FML
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zombicidal 11
And so does your house
TheAbdoKiller 2
I'm a habitual smoker myself. Something about sucking long and hard on phallic objects really steams my clam, you know what I mean? Is that just me?
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TheyCallMeDamien 18
Beat his lil ass!
DocBastard 40
Oh I get it! You think that admitting to smoking marijuana makes you cool, right! Haha that's awesome! You're an idiot, not only for smoking pot but doubly for thinking that it makes you look cool.
Bieber4TheWin 4
Lol, 666.
litenaia1312 3
i say you should kick his ass
alexicanaaa 7
Busted. Bahahahaha.
ashtonlm 3
Well I would just sit down and talk to him bout it if u try some sort of punishment it'll only get worse and that wouldn't b a god thing
kemando 22
You're aware he burnt the house sown right? "sitting down and talking to him" doesn't seem like enough.
gonad_gobbler 1
I'm sorry you were so ill informed and that you have to find out this way op, but your son is actually a fire breathing dragon from the medieval age, and now must be slayed on the morrow.
Unlucky_Gun 0
He's only 13 and smoking? Uh oh
SpottedZebra42 14
27 - The "not" was a bit unnecessary there....
iyazwoodfle 4
You're concerned about your son smoking and not you're house burning down...?