no one
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Dallas, United States
Pesky kids
Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year-old son does. FML
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zombicidal 11
And so does your house
TheAbdoKiller 2
I'm a habitual smoker myself. Something about sucking long and hard on phallic objects really steams my clam, you know what I mean? Is that just me?
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CoffeeChickBlows 13
^ you talk a lot of shit for someone that chokes on **** all day long
CoffeeChickBlows 13
My wrong there? WTF? You need help, sis? Your grammar sucks almost as hard as your mouth does every Friday night at the whorehouse.
CoffeeChickBlows 13
I'm CoffeeChickBlows, not CoffeeChick. Get your eyes examined, or I'll start thinking you're a ******* retard. Yeah, that's "you're," not "your."
desertpunk75 11
FYL for having some dipshit son like that. My generation is freaking retarded.
CoffeeChickBlows 13
That's what I thought, ********. Now **** off.
abbynoelle 1
Busted!
LovelyTerror 2
be grateful he doesn't smoke in ur cat
MDTeddy 13
I think it is worse if it was a girl. It is stilly pretty messed up.
Vulpes21 6
Make him finish the whole pack then don't pay for his chemo.
zebralover23 14
How did you not know you can smell smoke it stinks