Anonymous
Trigger happy
Today, I was shot and arrested for trespassing. I'm a firefighter and I was saving a child. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Get off my lawn!
Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Weaponised chocolate
Today, I was doing photography, and decided to climb onto the roof of a building to photograph the city. I dropped a square of chocolate over the edge just to appreciate the height. Apparently, somebody saw me. I was arrested and am now being charged for trespassing and firing missiles. FML
Peppered and Zapped
Appropriate force
Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML
bad luck?
Australia
Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML
Anonymous
The precious truck
Today, I got fired because, while responding to an emergency page for the volunteer fire department to help find a man in a field with a gunshot wound, I backed into a rock with the company truck that I drive to and from work. Nobody asked about the guy with the bullet inside him. He's OK now, in case anyone cares. FML
Username
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Baywatched out
Today, I was lifeguarding at a community pool when I noticed a toddler go underwater. I quickly jumped in but suddenly got a cramp, which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML
Username
Singapore
Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML
fire
United States
Today, I had to call 911. Why? My fireplace caught on fire. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Law enforcement in this country sucks ass. I hope you weren't wounded severely by the idiot who shot you.
Amber Barkdull 5
Why would 43 people think they deserved it?
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RichardPencil 32
You mean the way Jeffrey Epstein saved all of those children from poverty?
alex_jaguara 33
And he didn't kill himself.
RichardPencil 32
No, he was murdered by the people working for someone who also committed atrocities and is now in high political office. (Hint: Resident Rump)
Susan Yee 9
Is it because of your skin color?
Nico711 17
Hm. Must be in America. Does your skin color have anything to do with it?
Amber Barkdull 5
Why would 43 people think they deserved it?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Law enforcement in this country sucks ass. I hope you weren't wounded severely by the idiot who shot you.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I smell a lawsuit. Seriously, that is not okay on so many levels. I hope you're not seriously hurt. And come on, there's no way you should have been arrested. I think we need more information.
repKyle95 24
Almost 2 years late but unfortunately cops in this country get away with literal murder all the time. Even if she sued and pressed charges, I doubt anything would come of it. ACAB.
Baby_123 8
Thank you for working in this time. Also let me guess... America?
Hangryko 32
'Murica.