no one
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Dallas, United States
Pesky kids
Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year-old son does. FML
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zombicidal 11
And so does your house
TheAbdoKiller 2
I'm a habitual smoker myself. Something about sucking long and hard on phallic objects really steams my clam, you know what I mean? Is that just me?
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ExToRtiOn 0
Did it have marijuana :)
hateevryone 15
I guess that was his way of letting you know that he smokes.
shahroni1 3
smoking sucks.
underguarded 20
Guess who's out of the will.
Mommyof2_91 10
Ok yes her comment was definitely stupid... But I think there is a lot of unnecessary comments, like randomly saying shes only good at sucking dick and telling her to go to the whorehouse... Not really sure how that has to do with posting stupid comments related to smoking... just seems like it's completely off topic. She's a young teen who is still immature, which is common. I personally don't see a problem with commenting on how dumb of a post it is, but it's not much more mature to sick and tell her all she's good for is sucking dick. Now I can expect a bunch of thumbs down:)
Mommyof2_91 10
Sit*
HopeLoveMusic 0
My mom would beat my ______.
sharksforever 0
geez! oh noh
disney_blonde 16
If you're a non-smoker, wouldn't you notice the smell in the house?
10madirocks 6
Kids these days lol