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Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year-old son does. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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zombicidal 11

30 March 2012, 00:19

And so does your house

TheAbdoKiller 2

30 March 2012, 00:18

I'm a habitual smoker myself. Something about sucking long and hard on phallic objects really steams my clam, you know what I mean? Is that just me?

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rickyricky528 0

30 March 2012, 01:05

Looks like you're going to get hardwood floors now?

MaddySwaggedUp 0

30 March 2012, 01:05

I live in Texas. What's your sons name, I might know him.

dtemple1110 6

30 March 2012, 01:06

Talk about double whammies!

coop7291 3

30 March 2012, 01:10

I did the same thing when I was his age!

abbybailey204 19

30 March 2012, 11:49

Such a bad apple you are

badass24 0

30 March 2012, 01:13

How could you not catch your son smoking. I mean like it's so easy. Just smell their breath. And if they ate something then smell their cloths or if it smells like Axe or Old Spice then that means that their trying to cove it up. I'm 15 and smoke but I know all that stuff just try it.

sparky333441 18

30 March 2012, 01:32

#73 why are you smoking when you're 15?! Jeesus christ it'll kill you, get you addicted, and arrested! Haven't you seen the commercials with lady and the hole in her throat?? Christ, that might be you! (That goes for you too, 13 year old.) I'm 14 and I can't believe someone younger than me is freakin' smokin' already.