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Dallas, United States
Pesky kids
Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year-old son does. FML
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zombicidal 11
And so does your house
TheAbdoKiller 2
I'm a habitual smoker myself. Something about sucking long and hard on phallic objects really steams my clam, you know what I mean? Is that just me?
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TheDrudgeChild 4
106 - if you don't want to have the negative stigma regarding pot attached to you, then don't brag about it on FML.
Sabrewulf 8
Beat his ******* ass. Honestly people sometimes a kid deserves nothing less than a beating.
Shrike 24
What he said. Plus the wink and your profile tells a different story, sis.
desireev 18
If it wasn't an ATTEMPT at looking 'cool', then why would you post it as a comment on a public commenting site??? All it did was make you look like a jackass... Smoking weed isn't cool... AT ALL!! And the fact that you're 16 makes you look even worse for smoking anything, be it cigarettes or weed! If you're gonna be a 'cool kid' and smoke marijuana, don't make it known to the world. Because now you look like a freakin' moron!
jmm23 0
Can't you smell the smoke? It reaks in their clothes now come on
jre89 0
Actually that's not necessarily true. I have a very low tolerance to cigarette smoke and can generally smell it a mile away on people but I didn't know my fiancé smoked when we first started seeing each other. His skin doesn't smell, his car doesn't, neither do his hands or clothes.
grapeschicka4 0
Is your 13 year old son cute? Im a 13 year old girl, not a petafile!
bingababe 16
Seems legit
lolxlolx3 0
oh shit, he's busted
CoffeeChickBlows 13
go smoke a ****, hevverz, at this rate it's the only way you're gunna get anywhere in life
speedsk8r4evr 1
Hope everything is okay with your home and nothing was damaged!
babe7260 30
What a terrible way to find out!!! Hopefully no one was hurt, you guys can work on getting rid of those evil things for good!!!!! Wishing you all the best!!!!!