no one
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Dallas, United States
Pesky kids
Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year-old son does. FML
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zombicidal 11
And so does your house
TheAbdoKiller 2
I'm a habitual smoker myself. Something about sucking long and hard on phallic objects really steams my clam, you know what I mean? Is that just me?
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funnynarwals 0
The worst way to find out
Shadow_Phantom 26
13 year olds are surprisingly impressionable. That said, FYL.
MonsterCommenter 4
In 1970 lots of 13 year olds smoked. But they werent as stupid as children today. -.-
BabyGirlJr1 11
That's not fair sure they might be stupid but there only as stupid as there elders and ancestors! That'd be you and me so that means that you are or were stupid I vote for are since you posted that comment though
BradTheBrony 19
What? Doc, we need a translator here, BAD.
KingDavidJr23 1
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
bspiper87 7
#36 KingDavidJr......badass beer pong set up
corleon198425 22
Fifteen years ago we didn't have all these anti smoking ads and things like that ! I hate smoking quitting Friday night
babe7260 30
Good for you!!! Best of luck!!!! Be strong!!!!
idontknowyou123 0
Wow the very second I give up smoking there is an FML about one... Oh the irony
TheMathMajor 26
Here's a tip. Don't do it cold turkey. There's only a 2% success rate for people who quit cold turkey. Good luck :)
BrysGirl27 14
Busted big time a year!!!! D:
TunechiXXL 0
16 and married?! Lol!!! You should be on one of those MTV shows! Good luck with that!
Calyx_fml 22
Are you sure it was tobacco?
ddeathbombb 5
Mom: we need a long talk Son: about what I don't smoke Mom:then who does 4 year old brother: me mommy * giggles*
OHai15 12
you. you have a twisted mind. you.
ddeathbombb 5
76- always had my whole life
BabyGirlJr1 11
That's so wrong!
greenmen 12
Well find the problems he is facing. Asking him to quit won't work. Some negative psychology might!! Good luck