no one
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Dallas, United States
Pesky kids
Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year-old son does. FML
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zombicidal 11
And so does your house
TheAbdoKiller 2
I'm a habitual smoker myself. Something about sucking long and hard on phallic objects really steams my clam, you know what I mean? Is that just me?
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Comments (123)
IloveyouJon 11
Hevverz shut the hell up already!
thatoneguy79 10
Sorry a out the house. I hope this serves as a wake up call for both you and your son. Smoking is dangerous when done irresponsibly; almost as dangerous as not paying attention to your children. Best of luck to you.
kirbeaar 19
It's almost scary how common it is for young kids to smoke.
linkinpark98 24
Time to high five him...... As hard as you can.... In the face.... With a chair.
badmike89 6
Beat his ass and don't stop
abethehonest 4
what a trendfag.
Alastrina_fml 20
Force him to rebuild the house alongside the construction workers, and if he won't do that, beat his little ass with a belt until he has blisters.
purebliss7 6
busted!! i guess he will be grounded intill forever....sorry about you house i hope it all works out.
shootxtoxkill172 0
Can you say rehab :D
venomousddog 19
Surprise