Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, a man reminded me five times how much of a "nice guy" he was during our first conversation, saying also that I seem the sort to date the "bad guys" because I looked sweet and innocent. Then, without waiting for me to say something, he sighed and walked away, muttering that he always finished last. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
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Top comments
Abraa 19
Aww, cheer up op, I'm sure he meant it! Don't let all your bad experiences in the last scare you away from experiencing good things.
A07 48
Give it a shot OP, nice people still do exist.
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Comments (74)
Abraa 19
Aww, cheer up op, I'm sure he meant it! Don't let all your bad experiences in the last scare you away from experiencing good things.
JMichael 26
Exactly OP. Everyone goes through an awful experience. But you can't let those experiences ruin a potential good thing for you. Give him a call and see how it works out.
incoherentrmblr 22
You won't know until you call the number...
depressingrage 5
"Phil's pizza palace how may I help you".
popprock 13
Hahah me too it's okay. Guys can be such assholes. Sorry for y french
ukeandfoodislife 19
Yeah:) although, there's a website called "The Rejection Hotline" which is filled with phone numbers from all over the country, with not so polite voicemails and so I'm always a little hesitant to accept phone numbers, too.
Adam5858 17
It can only feel more comfortable with more practice!
Kamon97 23
Aw well maybe this time you're finally getting a break good luck OP :)
HanBroman 20
for the first month of my relationship I secretly thought my friends were paying my boyfriend to go out with me
briggsopposed 8
Don't worry, I feel the same exact way right now. Time will only heal this wound.
A07 48
Give it a shot OP, nice people still do exist.
iSativa 24
You'll never find that perfect someone if you don't take that chance. Don't worry about the past, picking yourself up and dusting yourself off is the best way the learn. Give him a call!
Schizomaniac 24
Sounds like you have a pretty low self of steam.
Ellyria_fml 9
People usually like to let go of steam, so that's good.
Welshite 40
I think people mist the joke...
Schizomaniac 24
Water you talking about, Welshite? There was no joke.
PewDiePie_Lover 14
I keep smiling at your guys comments XD
TheAtheistChild 10
*Self Esteem
daisylokes 16
lol silly comments above me ^^
Wyrelia 8
Hope, OP. You gotta have hope. Who knows, maybe today is your lucky day. And his :)
superjewguy 19
the number wasn't 867-5309 was it?
kinky44 28
Damn you, Tommy Tu-Tones!
pd2902 22
Don't let a bad past effect your bright future :) if anything came of it I hope it went well :)