Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
Today, I've had bad gas all day. In bed, almost asleep, I felt the urge to fart, and thinking nothing of it, I let it rip. It wasn't a fart. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
Today, I woke up from a dead sleep needing to fart. The second I tried to push it out, I realized it wasn't wasn't fart. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
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devildog562 33
Gas chambered the jury.
homesuckfucker 28
This is just one of those FML's that's hilarious, given you weren't the one in the situation. I hope you didn't draw too much attention to yourself, OP. And, don't worry, I doubt you'll see those people very often outside of court.
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Comments (40)
StarDust5921 16
Oh man! Hahahaha! That stinks!
thefallen12 13
AHAHA that's ****** amazing dude XD
BanAnnalee 12
that sounds amazing, I only wish I was there too join in what I hope would be laughter.
mewlugia 8
You are my new hero!!!!!!!
xluciferx666 21
Should have yelled out "that damn duck is following me again"
sarah2144 14
Do you get kicked out of the jury if you fall asleep?
Ethan_Blevins 12
I guess they'll think twice before putting you on jury duty again!
patrickeli 15
Shout out to the juries of America
idrow 7
I think OP was bored and watching The Simpsons. They actually don't let you sleep on jury duty, despite having the glasses.
NewJerseyTico 6
On the bright side, they might dismiss you early now!