Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
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Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
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coffee_addict7 0
If that bothers you, then why did you choose to have your first kiss with a guy you just met? What did you expect?
Kingdutch 3
Poor you, should've known better at a party though.
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Comments (155)
AmeOwl 0
For crying out loud, kissing isn't exactly a commitment. Maybe you got your first kiss at 23 because you take these things WAY too seriously.
MoobyTheCow 2
YDI for making out with a random guy at a party and expecting him to remain faithful to you.
loninessYman 0
**** , how can you give your first kiss to a guy meet in the party!
erowlyn 0
okay I think you made out with him so that you would finally get your first kiss
salqueen 0
I was in a similar situation. And seriously people? I understand the whole just mess around and whatever, but just because you haven't doesn't necessarily mean you're awkward. Sometimes people actually respect themselves and don't want to be just another *****.
bored690 0
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA this is a ridiculous FML. It's not even an FML except for the bit about you being old.
moloman 0
If I were you I would just be happy that you finally found someone who wanted to kiss you! The first of many in the future. Just realise that a kiss isn't a commitment and you will find someone eventually that will want to kiss you all the time! I feel your pain though, as I am 23 as well and haven't found a girl willing to kiss me yet either. I go to parties on a weekly basis too, and I am sure eventually we will both find someone. Remember it is not a race, and everyone is not equally skilled socially. For some of us it just takes a little bit more time.
Dani_Babe 0
agreed with 20!! a guy hooks up with a girl he just met and its "woo u player!! did u get any??" but girls r total ***** for the exact same thing!! sexist much?? lol and yeah to 43 i agree with u aswell. we can say no but i dont think thats the problem. people dont want to say no.. i dont see the big deal. im 13 aswell and i kissed at 12 but i dont plan going any further till atleast over 16..
IlPiccoloLORd 0
I think the worst part is that u r 23and just had your firt kiss!!!!
scateice 0
Dude....this is what happens to the people who "wait for someone special" -_-
esushi 0
What? This is the opposite of what happens to those people. Someone who was waiting for someone special wouldn't make out with some random guy at a party...