burnswhenipee
London, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Parkour
Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bellerose, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Shone
Grand Forks, Canada
Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Enjoy the weekend!
Today, I was accidently stabbed in the shin with a pen, right before a long weekend. It will need stitches. FML
Lucky me
Weert, The Netherlands
Nature ain't all that great
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Rebecca
Canada
Driving school dropout
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
Anonymous
So painful
Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML
lalalasmiles06
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Anonymous
Ceska, Czech Republic 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML
Top comments
Dreamsorrow93 24
Apperently not everything is a ***** if you're brave enough.
wakemeupplease 21
Ouch!! that must've been awkward on so many levels!! sucks to be you
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buckdharma 38
Since you feel awkward using a gate, you walk with an awkward gait?
EclipseCandy6 24
There's been quite a bit of damage to "sensitive" bodily area's lately
DarkSoul666 12
ALL HAIL SATAN
poppunkette 22
I really need to have a follow up here! Still this sucks! I really am wondering how you did this
rockninja 21
Why...How?
myselfkk 20
OP's problem is not only the pain she gone through but still continue as it burns when she pee....yup it sucks FYL...hope medicines give u relief soon and you get well soon.
Brandi_Faith 34
Plus, that would be super embarrassing getting stitched up by the doctor, and explaining how it happened. I cringe at the thought of pain as well as the burning every time she pees!
abNormal62 23
They say you can't pick your family. But you can pick your friends. As well, you can pick your nose. And with permission you can even pick your friend's nose. And now, this is just in... apparently you can pick(et) your ******!?!?
StickyPickles 33
It will never be the same again. . fyl
Gillett 23
Nah, I think she'll be ok. Those things are designed bounce back. After child birth, I've experienced some to bounce back tighter than before.
killer0689 20
ouch... that's must have been really painful. sorry for you OP
NickEd 11
The worst part would be trying to explain what was wrong to your parents