burnswhenipee
London, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Parkour
Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bellerose, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Shone
Grand Forks, Canada
Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Enjoy the weekend!
Today, I was accidently stabbed in the shin with a pen, right before a long weekend. It will need stitches. FML
Lucky me
Weert, The Netherlands
Nature ain't all that great
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Rebecca
Canada
Driving school dropout
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
Anonymous
So painful
Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML
lalalasmiles06
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Anonymous
Ceska, Czech Republic 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML
Top comments
Dreamsorrow93 24
Apperently not everything is a ***** if you're brave enough.
wakemeupplease 21
Ouch!! that must've been awkward on so many levels!! sucks to be you
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (107)
booze_n_bitches 37
Ah the same happened to me last week! Snap! I feel your pain (literally).
Gillett 23
OMG, where is all of this ****** abuse coming from lately. I mean damn, if y'all wanna experience pain just let a playa beat it up for ya!
BlackPhoenixNite 14
And all across the world women's legs clenched shut in sympathy.
Gillett 23
NOW, y'all finally understand a nut check!
jazalea8 16
Wait until you have a vaginal delivery of a baby :) Good luck
Cads1 24
Not as painful as a hit to the nuts. Women have more than 1 child but no guy ever wants another hit to the nuts.
limabeans101029 21
Maybe that's because you don't get a baby after being kicked in the nuts...? Obviously I can't know for sure because I'll never be able to experience both, but I'm pretty sure that childbirth is more painful.
skyttlz 32
Actually I hear getting kicked in the balls hurts worse because all the pain comes on suddenly whereas labor happens more gradually.
chocolatelover96 14
As Rachel quotes in Friends, "no uterus, no opinion ". ;)
hoosiergirl94 31
YDI, just go around next time
kristina12345 9
Why in your ******?
cooldaks05 9
Did you then rip your stitches while taking a shit in a portopotty after having sex in there?
The_Avatar 22
This needs a follow up to explain why the hell you were climbing a fence....
RhineBl 17
Was it in a porta potty?
Scheffy213 17
and they say anything can be a *****
jelrid 30
I know I'm a guy, so I can't associate with the pain like some of the female commenters can, but this FML STILL made me wince. Your life DEFINITELY sucks, OP!