burnswhenipee
London, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Parkour
Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bellerose, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Shone
Grand Forks, Canada
Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Enjoy the weekend!
Today, I was accidently stabbed in the shin with a pen, right before a long weekend. It will need stitches. FML
Lucky me
Weert, The Netherlands
Nature ain't all that great
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Rebecca
Canada
Driving school dropout
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
Anonymous
So painful
Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML
lalalasmiles06
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Anonymous
Ceska, Czech Republic 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML
Top comments
Dreamsorrow93 24
Apperently not everything is a ***** if you're brave enough.
wakemeupplease 21
Ouch!! that must've been awkward on so many levels!! sucks to be you
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Comments (107)
pheonixxe 15
i gasped while reading this :c ow
Oh_bother44 11
That sucks- hopefully you're not due for your period any time soon because that would also suck
napoleod 8
Excuse me while I cringe.....
sureshadow 23
Can we appreciate the name? Burnswhenipee
soulreaper12296 28
Are you the same person that tore their stitches while taking a shit?
Kielnmsoftly 26
Doctor: "Why did you come in today?" OP: "Well apparently not everything is a *****."
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
fence name: Vlad the Impaler
BeautifulLiesx 24
Visibly cringing. Ouch! Sorry, OP
AmayaR 12
That hurts just thinking about it! I hope you have a quick recovery OP!
Soobie 10
Between this and the poor soul who popped sutures taking a poop, I just had a great idea.... every FML that causes actual pain to the people merely reading it could be hidden under a warning link. We'd have to click to open and read it. *Warning-FML depicts graphic description of bodily harm-click to open* No? I guess I am just too impressionable then. I actually say "Ow!" when my husband stubs his toe or something. I swear I can feel it sometimes.