Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
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Top comments
soulstrike23 6
Don't sweat it she probably has issues to jump to conclusions like that
randomguy76 14
FHL, she must have gone through dates escaping far too many times to have a reaction like that.
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Comments (102)
FlinkeMeisje 5
Sounds like it's happened to her that way before. Dodged a bullet, mate!
underthesea12 24
To bad your plan didn't work.
sarah_baby22 15
Don't worry OP, it's her loss! She seems like a really hard person to be with if she already yelled at you like that. You wouldn't want wack job as a girlfriend anyway... Who would?
soulreaper12296 28
Who said she's a whack job? Maybe she's had that happen before and was afraid OP was going to do it too, so she decided to be the one to leave first.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Still a huge overreaction, #69.
kpohil 13
How many times has that happened to her?
penel96 15
Did you expect her to pay?
Exodiafinder687 58
My best guess is that OP expected to go dutch which would have been equal.
dcats 13
That's her strategy for skipping to bills.
russfml 31
So what she did is pulled the you can't fire me, I Quit!! Awesome, bullet dodged..
danielhartlesss 13
Being that it was a date and you're the man, shouldn't you have been planning to pay anyway? I mean that's just common chivalry.
SkylineFTW97 25
This is 2015. I thought we'd have moved past defined gender roles like this. It shouldn't matter if he's a guy or not.
GunSlinger69 19
Daniel, I disagree, if the date went South like this one obviously did, the right thing to do is split the bill.
BritSkits 22
It's not about Gender roles if he asked her out. At least the way I was raised, if you invite them, you pay, whether your a man or a woman.
GunSlinger69 19
Wow what a ******* bitch, sorry OP, be glad you're done with her, jumping to conclusions like that. SMH
Pingvinai 37
I applaud her brilliance. She ditches the bill and you get the blame.