Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
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Top comments
soulstrike23 6
Don't sweat it she probably has issues to jump to conclusions like that
randomguy76 14
FHL, she must have gone through dates escaping far too many times to have a reaction like that.
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Comments (102)
skittyskatbrat 19
And now you know why her other dates jumped through the window.
vikky538 29
that sucks...
PhoenixMartinez 30
She's been watching too much Big Bang Theory
Xandrick 22
Yes! Someone who gets it!
bassfisher100 23
that definitely sucks, but come on man you're gonna make her pick up the tab? I always pay when I take out a lady.. friend or not. (._.)/
CaptainBlack 18
If she has that much of a trust issue then it was probably worth footing the bill to get rid of her lol. Maybe not worth the drama though... FYL
kristen5286 12
sounds like you dodged a bullet
BoaNikolaos 14
Lol you probably saved yourself from misery down the road
soak_25 21
you where going to pay the bill anyways right??
TheLawIsHere 23
Why should he?
fax00m 2
Well now u know that she is a dramatic girl who is insecure , do u want to date a girl like that ? If so, then just talk to her and tell her u really wanted to use the bathroom
ihatedouchbags 17
I smell something fishy, why does it matter if she stormed out and left you with the bill if you were actually planning to pay, seems like you weren't. (She might have over reacted, but still)