Today, after a year and a half of sticking to my new wife’s “no-sex-before marriage” rule while we dated, she brushed me off while I tried to consummate the marriage. Apparently, she’s not ready to have kids yet and “semen will get the sheets dirty.” Guess I’ll be jerking it on my honeymoon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I still haven’t consummated my marriage with my new wife. She said no sex before marriage and I obliged for 2 long years. During our honeymoon, she kept making up excuses. Now when I sit down and talk to her, she calls me a “horny pervert” and accuses me of “using her for sex” and stormed off. FML
Today, it’s my honeymoon. I waited patiently for a year and a half to have sex since I respected her “No sex before marriage” rule. However, my new wife has a new rule: “Sex is for procreation and I’m not ready to have children yet.” How much longer should I wait to make love to the one I love now? FML
Today, it was my wedding night. My new wife decided that she was going to be “asexual” because “there are other ways to show your love without sex” and “If you wanna bust a nut, that’s what your hand is for.” She had the nerve to be confused as to why I am upset. FML
Today, I'm on my honeymoon. My husband and I cannot consummate our marriage, because his penis has an open wound due to… vigorous masturbation. FML
Today, it’s been over 15 months since I’ve had sex with my fiancé. We’re getting married next month. Now I'm wondering if we’ll have sex at all on our honeymoon. FML
Today, my wife decided to end our dry spell of four months and started dry humping and kissing me in bed. Things were going well until she orgasmed from the activity and declared that she was too tired to do any more, rolled over, and fell asleep. Five months or bust. FML
Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I started to be intimate after a run of dry spells. I was looking forward to this, until one of our kids came barging into our room and ruined the moment for the rest of the night. FML
Today, my wife has been angry since she walked in on me masturbating. In our hotel room. In NYC. That I booked for our anniversary. That she doesn’t want to leave. Or have sex in. FML
Today, on our honeymoon, my wife still won't have sex with me. When I brought it up, she started crying and said she's still "not ready" for sex. We're both in our late twenties. When the fuck will she be ready? FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
One word “annulment”…
poopface82 25
Uh, yeah, she’s frigid. She either will never have sex with you or will only do so if she thinks children will be a possibility. She probably either has a low sex drive or a lot of religious trauma, and the odds of being able to come back from this are slim.
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Comments (18)
Chazzster 32
One word “annulment”…
Charlie Given 28
Run run far away it'll only get worse or your being scammed either way it's bad for you!!!
poopface82 25
Uh, yeah, she’s frigid. She either will never have sex with you or will only do so if she thinks children will be a possibility. She probably either has a low sex drive or a lot of religious trauma, and the odds of being able to come back from this are slim.
RichardPencil 32
You don't buy a car without test-driving it. Have you learned nothing?
Hangryko 32
Unless she's willing to go to therapy or at least talk to you about it, it's up to you if you want to continue the marriage or get an annulment ASAP.
maruespanol 16
are you sure she’s even a woman? 🤣
legalgravethief 8
Dude, this was hard to read. Sorry to hear this, but yeah… run a mile man, go get that cancelled right away. It’ll end up in a divorce at some point anyways. If she’s not willing to talk about it or get help etc, then yeah man, you have to leave that relationship. All that will happen is a lot of resentment and hatred, affairs and things like that. Not worth it. Sorry you have wasted all this time in a failed relationship, but you wasn’t to know. Learn from the mistakes
Iamthebanzai22 21
Run. Run fast, run far. It's not just is the no sex that is a major problem. The fact that there is not enough emotional intimacy in your relationship that you could have talked about this stuff is also a major, major problem. Annul it now otherwise you are just going to have a very resentful relationship and a divorce in a few years.
D J's MOM 17
are you sure she's a Virginia? also, condoms keep the sheets cleaner. but still, you might want to rethink this whole marriage... sorry.
gooder137 14
Speaking from experience, it gets better, but not much. Run, while you still can.