Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Evansville, United States
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Middleboro, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
justthinkofyourhand
Salida, United States
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Cococautly
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Top comments
DarthCocoa 14
Run
youdontcontrolme 17
Get away from him while you can
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Comments (126)
Witchylady 18
Congratulations!!!
Morgana666 6
That escalated quickly....run, sister.
VeganDarkLight 31
I first read is as 5 years and thought OP had a problem with him proposing at the mall. But 5 days, seriously? If there isn't an amazing background story like them being best friends and secretly in love with each other for years before finally confessing it 5 days ago, this is creepy as hell.
martin8337 36
5 days? He didn't move you in first?
pris0027 19
Ditch him OP
nickaa827 13
I'm a guy and even I agree
speakfreely 21
Runnnn!
Randen_FML95 9
"You can't explain that"
malcboss38 10
Wow, that's early, try to let him down easy.
duhdarling 11
Yeah you should probably get away from him...
RobinGoodfellow 47
Congrats, you've found yourself a crazy. Get away from him and look for signs of long-term stalking.