Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Evansville, United States
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Middleboro, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
justthinkofyourhand
Salida, United States
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Cococautly
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Top comments
DarthCocoa 14
Run
youdontcontrolme 17
Get away from him while you can
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Comments (126)
Sebastian2022 22
Have you guys been friends for a long period of time? That might be it; he probably thinks you two to have been in a long relationship since before you were official.
shay_serendipity 29
Well, if that were the case, I don't think this would have been an FML...
ToxicTyrael 26
Wow that's early...
GrimReefer66 29
I hope it wasn't a big proposal because it might have made things even more awkward considering you've only been going out for five days.
Nymeria_fml 25
Yeah, imagine if it included a flash mob, since malls seem to be perfect for flash mobs.
Joshery 14
How romantic
FrozenMusic 26
I'm dying to hear how OP responded to this
zombiekiller52 24
So did you say yes?
alysssssssa 16
He's a keeper
RMLrapemylife 14
He's a creeper*
Jessssuhh 17
THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME TO! He even gave me a necklace with (a silver heart with love in cursive) that he insisted I keep after I turned him down. I still haven't worn it!
superboredd 21
well y'know, love at first sight.. true love lasts forever.. all that fairytale crap? either that or he's getting pressured from the mother to marry ahaha
engineerosaurus 26
Or he's just batshit
jcshadow 16
Smile sweetly, back-up slowly aaaannnddd RUN!!!