Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Evansville, United States
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Middleboro, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
justthinkofyourhand
Salida, United States
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Cococautly
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Top comments
DarthCocoa 14
Run
youdontcontrolme 17
Get away from him while you can
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Comments (126)
emeraldkat 15
Run Forrest Run!
peak4u 10
*Ex
150493x 29
*cliché
ometzit 4
Probably he never passed on to the second date. Me neither, if I do it I would also show up with a ring and a priest.
Eloxia 7
Then he went home and ranted on the Internet about how girls never like "nice guys."
Allison_leah23 17
Please follow up and tell me you said no.
feven 32
That's odd. I never laugh at FMLs. Thank you for that
DarDarHamilton 7
Omg wow... *facepalm* run like hell! FYL
rainbowdonnareed 18
um I don't see the FML....oh wait I am a lesbian! Second date is rent a u-haul....3rd date pick out china.. 5th date wedding!
thatcoolguy123 14
Run. Get a restraining order. Do everything that you can. Run thousands of miles away.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
I hope you said no, op..