Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Evansville, United States
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Middleboro, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
justthinkofyourhand
Salida, United States
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Cococautly
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Top comments
DarthCocoa 14
Run
youdontcontrolme 17
Get away from him while you can
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Comments (126)
bbrynnaa 28
Was he serious?
Niedermayer_20 12
Stage 5 Clinger!
samanthagood 8
When's the wedding?
syrenyad 1
5 days!!!!!! woww !!! run
itswhitneybitch 22
Creepy. At least he's committed?
Vestin 18
There are men who avoid commitment... and then there's this guy.
i_lik_tomaters 21
You need to gtfo of there asap!!!!
hurdledturtle 4
Hopefully he's not this premature with everything...
thes7274473 19
Stage 7 Clinger
tonyfan00 38
Say no. Say no! SAY NO!!