Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Evansville, United States
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Middleboro, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
justthinkofyourhand
Salida, United States
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Cococautly
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
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DarthCocoa 14
Run
youdontcontrolme 17
Get away from him while you can
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Comments (126)
heyimrichie 11
He didn't rush at all to put a ring on it lol hope you made the right choice (:
lilybadilly25 15
The real question is.. Was there a ring involved?? Haha
ITSUPEREFFECTIVE 12
And you answered.......?
uhohitslisa2 20
Run. Do it now.
diagnosed 15
Well five days is not enough to know each other enough. I would say at bare minimum a month would be okay. However. Most times people date for years before they propose and get married. I think you may want to take a step back and reevaluate this so-called relationship. Because something does not seem kind of right to me. I believe in love at first sight. However you can love somebody without proposing to them. Until you guys are used to each other.
sassy2085 16
So when is the wedding?
PassiveAggresive 12
I hope you looked at him right in the eyes, and with a smile said "How bout I get a restraining order"
jordanashley211 20
Yikes. That's frightening.
tehdarkness 21
I hate to break it to ya, but you're dating an idiot.
MossyMegaMan 20
Run sanic fast?