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Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
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Top comments
DarthCocoa 14
Run
youdontcontrolme 17
Get away from him while you can
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Comments (126)
HereNReady 13
LoL I did this once to try and scare a girl off. Just had our second anniversary.
Tripitaka 21
I find the amount of 'run' comments hilarious :D
hazelnuts 15
Power of the pussy ?
anthony99 14
I'm guessing he's Mormon or Catholic?
mosquito19 14
at least he's sure he wants to be with you.
CarlHyperweevil 8
Welp... Time to hit the ol' Dusty Trail.
lux_final_spark 18
Run. Run far far away, and never return.
Saraishi 25
Run, girl, run!
mrmcleod 29
I asked my wife 2 weeks into dating, we had only known each other for 2 weeks and some odd days, if she'd consider marrying me. 11 years 2 kids later here we are.
mrmcleod 29
I might add that I asked because I didn't want to get involved with someone who didn't think we could last. We dated 2 years before getting married.
karma_kicks_back 16
You're gonna need a restraining order... at the very least you might wanna change your number and RUN