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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Netherlands

Overconfident

Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

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DarthCocoa 14

Run

Get away from him while you can

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LoL I did this once to try and scare a girl off. Just had our second anniversary.

I find the amount of 'run' comments hilarious :D

Power of the pussy ?

I'm guessing he's Mormon or Catholic?

at least he's sure he wants to be with you.

Welp... Time to hit the ol' Dusty Trail.

Run. Run far far away, and never return.

Run, girl, run!

I asked my wife 2 weeks into dating, we had only known each other for 2 weeks and some odd days, if she'd consider marrying me. 11 years 2 kids later here we are.

I might add that I asked because I didn't want to get involved with someone who didn't think we could last. We dated 2 years before getting married.

You're gonna need a restraining order... at the very least you might wanna change your number and RUN