Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML
Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML
Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML
Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML
Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, I was at lunch in a Mexican place and my earbud started to slip from my ear. No big deal, I moved my hand to catch it. Catch it in the open tortilla I just spread guacamole and sour cream on. FML
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Slimma 20
You so very smart. Best way to clear an obstruction in your throat is to stick your finger down your throat and get it out. Right. I mean surely there isn't a simpler method such as drinking anything to try to clear your throat. Right? you deserve it.
smokebluntzz420 1
and what brush his throat???
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (52)
dzerzhinsky 0
YDI for eating shit
lesab734 0
Wow you're not very bright, huh? YDI X 10
EgonSpengler 0
Bulimia my arse - just some idiot sticking fingers down their throat so far they vomited
catatonicsleep 17
if it was bullimia they wouldn't be writing about it on here
Alien_WEIRDO 0
Man, I just got the flu yesterday. It sucks being sick.
X_o_X_ocutie 0
aww get better soon!
stardr190 0
wow nice one... who da **** told u 2 do dat ?
infinitegrace 21
Who the **** taught you to spell?
Bloodrush 0
facepalm
peach_blossom 0
Hm, I do that if I need to.. drinking usually doesn't work, but then if your gag reflex is rather active then, like, don't. Try coughing it out next time perhaps? Shift it that way.
MyOwnDestruction 0
this is stupid. what did you think was going to happen when you stick a finger down your throat. YDI
thaprodigy_07 0
that was stupid