Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML
Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML
Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML
Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML
Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, I was at lunch in a Mexican place and my earbud started to slip from my ear. No big deal, I moved my hand to catch it. Catch it in the open tortilla I just spread guacamole and sour cream on. FML
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
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Top comments
Slimma 20
You so very smart. Best way to clear an obstruction in your throat is to stick your finger down your throat and get it out. Right. I mean surely there isn't a simpler method such as drinking anything to try to clear your throat. Right? you deserve it.
smokebluntzz420 1
and what brush his throat???
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Comments (52)
shaboopalaboopi 0
that's why there's floss?
EmoPurpleSkittle 0
29 omfg you made me laugh so hard
quotecentral 0
LMFAO! sarcastic humor FTW.
Duckie101 0
OH MY GOD!!! i love you 29!
shaboopalaboopi 0
nevermind...
exova 0
Seriously? Your gag reflex must be really easy to trigger. That does suck, though - sorry about that.
SubjectX 0
you suck at controlling your gag reflux. how so you suck that badly at controling such an easy to overcome part of the body?
harrisonmoon 0
you are nasty
GlaoigharAirm 0
You're retarded.
Sekococo 0
ROFL@29 and it looks like the OP learn a new trick so are you gonna do this whenever something gets stuck in your throat?
p_ray67 0
Hahah! #29 im lmfao! Classic! XD
manstie 1
Your fat.
Compass 0
Why did you eat a kernel? You're supposed to eat the popped ones.