Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I took a selfie at a concert with the stage in the background. As I tilted my head to get the perfect angle, I knocked over the guy in front of me’s beer. He turned around just in time to see me dripping in weak piss beer, and my selfie became a snapshot of my humiliation. FML
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, after I bought front-row tickets thanks to six months of saving, it was finally showtime. The person in front of me turned out to be really, really tall and wore a cowboy hat the entire show. Every photo I took looks like I paid $300 to watch the back of a hat. FML
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chrissy888 0
Unless they were security guards, why would there be men at a john mayer concert??
djtelekinesis 0
The original problem was the presence at a John Mayer concert.
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cowgod 0
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cowgod 0
BWAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS PROOF THAT GOD LOVES ME!!!! ALL YOU LOSERS WHO COMMENT AFTER ME ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL BECAUSE YOU MEAN NOTHING TO GOD!!!! WAHAHAHA!! and btw first. :P
remy_xi 0
But gods are just fictional placeholders used by the insane and dim-witted to explain the terrifying things around them....
Secret_Fire_King 0
I'M GUNNA TYPE IN CAPITALS & MAYBE GOD WILL LOVE ME, TOO.. CAN YOU HEAR ME, JEEBUS ?! RRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR.. FEEL THE RAGE???
iKaite 0
So, you're only six inches high then?
cowgod 0
Nooooo!!! my comment was deleted. oh well. now back to the fml: thats what you get for going to a john mayer concert.
Secret_Fire_King 0
cool.. My first buried comment.. R.I.P. The random comment in CAPS LOCK..
null_fml 11
So... you're 6 inches and 2.. what exactly?
B4SK3TB4IL 0
fake. men don't see John Mayer.
154rct 7
6 feet 2 inches
boycrazy30007 12
' means feet dumbass, " means inches
BrownSugar_fml 5
lol centimeters? anywho, ydi for wanting to see that douche John Mayer
Superstitious 6
His blues and folkier stuff kicks ass
chrissy888 0
Unless they were security guards, why would there be men at a john mayer concert??
npk88 0
I'm just surprised John mayer has British fans! I didn't think people across the pond cared for him. Learn something new every day!
chrissy888 0
Oh sorry, OP is a man. I honestly didn't realize lol I just assumed a woman wrote that. My bad.
JoshB_24 10
That's a tall woman hahaha
Isamermaid 17
6"2 commas. OMG, a John Mayor concert. That must have been hardcore. Did you mosh?
This_Quiet_Storm 0
LMAO
oarisimo 4
ydi for seeing john mayor
djtelekinesis 0
The original problem was the presence at a John Mayer concert.
CHEESYBIGMAC 0
YDI for going to see John Mayer and being a male.
starberries 0
He deserves it for going to see John Mayer, period.
not14anymore 3
thats why every time i go to a concert im there atleast 3 hours or so before it starts because im short to but also boots what boost you up like 3 cm also help
Andyangels27 0
you couldn't see John Mayer on stage o god no anyone but John Mayer