Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Oh no.
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jenna
🌶️ Spicy
Ask first, snoop later
Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
myself
Seaside, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Heather
Newport News, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML
Madison43097
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Three Bears Conundrum
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Anonymous
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
BB_Skylar
🌶️ Spicy
You really shouldn't have
Today, I found that my (well-meaning and very kind) Dad cleaned up under my bed after a little mold problem. The problem? He cleaned up a few empty THC gummy containers and saw my dildo. And I thought living at home at uni was a good idea… FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Old prude
Today, my dumbass self left my DIY dildo on the sink and my mom found it and threw it away. She called me a whore, who'll be "fucking around with a new partner each night." FML
ohEw
Pasadena, United States
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
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Stacey LM Parks_848050989 7
Just maybe keep that little secret in the closet.
ffc Squall 14
Burn it. Cast it into the fires of Mordor. Open up a portal to an unknown unknowable dimension and just get rid of it.
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ffc Squall 14
Burn it. Cast it into the fires of Mordor. Open up a portal to an unknown unknowable dimension and just get rid of it.
GamerChickxoxo 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Atleast you only caught her using the mold.This FML could have been alot different.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Next time, on Gilmore Girls...
Krystal.xo 12
well that's ******
mrlucky22 18
So you both got the shaft.
KnowsWhatAJokeIs 4
Throw that ***** out and buy her a real one, just put it in her room and never mention it.
Lobby_Bee 18
That's one way to show her how good her daddy is.
EarthsMightiestHeroes 20
Just tell her it was a special mold of his penis. Bet she won't ever go near it again!
Chyann Way 2
Plot twist, she already knew
interesting33 37
telling her could be damaging. it could really mess with her head. she doesn't need to know. Kait get rid of it
interesting33 37
*just
Liongoddess8 18
She's already messed up if she knowingly used her mother's used *****, just tell her and be done with it. If she knew, she'd think next time about stealing her mother's private items.
Dusclops2002 9
It doesn't help that I just read a story on 4chan about someone who stole their parents *****, used it, and then found out it was a mold of their father's.
norisorroz 28
Nastyyyyyyy