Today, I found that my (well-meaning and very kind) Dad cleaned up under my bed after a little mold problem. The problem? He cleaned up a few empty THC gummy containers and saw my dildo. And I thought living at home at uni was a good idea… FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I sent a photo of my flat to my mother to show her how tidy I’d made it. What I didn’t realise was that my lube and sex toys were also included in the photo of the bedroom. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
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Chazzster 32
Chances are Dad didn’t really want to find the ***** or gummy wrappers, and neither did his daughter want that found…. It was probably equally uncomfortable for both. … If you want privacy, keep it neat and clean and Dad won’t feel like something has to be done. … I still remember “the talk” with my teenage son when I had to tell him to put the tissues in the trash and not under his bed - and to use a sock for God’s sake to keep things neat and less smelly.
mcsmee 8
Well you don't want a moldy *****, do you?
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Chazzster 32
Chances are Dad didn’t really want to find the ***** or gummy wrappers, and neither did his daughter want that found…. It was probably equally uncomfortable for both. … If you want privacy, keep it neat and clean and Dad won’t feel like something has to be done. … I still remember “the talk” with my teenage son when I had to tell him to put the tissues in the trash and not under his bed - and to use a sock for God’s sake to keep things neat and less smelly.
mcsmee 8
Well you don't want a moldy *****, do you?
GoogieWithers 25
Respectfully, you are old enough to clean your room. If it got to the extent that another adult not only noticed but had to clean it themselves, the you totally deserve the embarrassment.