Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Oh no.
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jenna
🌶️ Spicy
Ask first, snoop later
Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
myself
Seaside, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Heather
Newport News, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML
Madison43097
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Three Bears Conundrum
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Anonymous
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
BB_Skylar
🌶️ Spicy
You really shouldn't have
Today, I found that my (well-meaning and very kind) Dad cleaned up under my bed after a little mold problem. The problem? He cleaned up a few empty THC gummy containers and saw my dildo. And I thought living at home at uni was a good idea… FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Old prude
Today, my dumbass self left my DIY dildo on the sink and my mom found it and threw it away. She called me a whore, who'll be "fucking around with a new partner each night." FML
ohEw
Pasadena, United States
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
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Stacey LM Parks_848050989 7
Just maybe keep that little secret in the closet.
ffc Squall 14
Burn it. Cast it into the fires of Mordor. Open up a portal to an unknown unknowable dimension and just get rid of it.
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Comments (62)
Armanda Pruitt 2
What if the husband is not the daughter’s actual father? Still bad but not like incestuous or anything. Horrifying nonetheless.
realjojo 11
Talk to her 1. Let her know "borrow" things without telling within the house is still kind of steal, and wrong. No matter what the object was, *****, book or money. 2. There is nothing wrong using a *****, but that is a very personal belonging, she should not use other's. 3. DO NOT mention other details like the molding part...
trottay 9
incest by proxy
abbas07 20
she is keeping it within the "family"
Maria Carter 8
hide yo shit better, you deserved it.
thatslifeiguess7 16
Who uses moms *****? Seriously ridioulous! Maybe she was going to knit it a cover. idk why but somehow its better in my view if hes her stepfather. Call Jerry Springer
Carlos Gordo 7
This situation is pretty ******...
CoyoteOldOne 17
On the bright side, once you tell her it's a mold of your husband's penis, she'll probably never use your (or any other) sex toy again.
Katrina Steele 2
I think I'm gonna throw up ?
Zach8303 6
Wow just wow