Today, I discovered that I've lost thirty pounds since having my second child. However, I still weigh just as much as I did when I was full-term with my first child. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my twin sister gave birth and somehow now weighs less than before she was pregnant. She also has huge boobs now and not a stretch mark in sight. Meanwhile, I’m still carrying an extra 15 pounds, even though I gave birth 5 years ago, and so many stretch marks I look like a fat zebra. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend at the store with my infant daughter. As we caught up, she assured me that I could get rid of all my baby weight from the pregnancy. If only I had actually been pregnant. My wife carried her and looks fantastic. FML
Today, I visited my old job to pick up some paperwork. Since leaving over a year ago, I’ve lost over 60lbs, but I’m currently 6 months pregnant. Not a single person believed that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after losing five pounds from being sick, my first customer at work greeted me with, “Aaaahhhh, you’re expecting!” I’m not pregnant. I guess I didn’t lose my gut. FML
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_nathalia_ 0
At least you lost pounds. Why are you crying? Keep on losing those pounds.
Deabells 0
seriously,don't give up!!! be proud of how far u have come,and keep being positive,not many ppl can say they lost 30lbs
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Comments (58)
_nathalia_ 0
At least you lost pounds. Why are you crying? Keep on losing those pounds.
eddy199427 2
at least ur not fat fat anymore now ur just fat lol
Deabells 0
seriously,don't give up!!! be proud of how far u have come,and keep being positive,not many ppl can say they lost 30lbs
jewban 3
I wish I could lose 30 pounds D:
CultureChic 14
Just keep going. You're on the right track.
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
no one needs a fatty, keep goin
UpsidedownKayak 9
Well, then keep going if whatever you are doing is working for you.
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Don't get sad. Be happy you are losing. Keep it up
percawesome 0
Baby steps, OP. Sorry couldn't resist haha. But it's true.
st0815 9
That's a great achievement. Hang in there you'll make it.
lindsayr425 0
keep up the good work! you are doing amazing! I gained over 40lbs with my first and it still took me over a year to lose it all, even with exclusive breastfeeding!
sourgirl101 29
Same here. I gained so much weight with my first pregnancy! And it took forever to lose. Even with breast feeding. I was smarter with my second and watched what I ate. OP it's hard for some to lose weight. if you don't set up a diet and exercise plan, you will gain everything right back. My coach once told me "If you fail to plan, plan to fail".
Dreamer5393 21
Same. Before my pregnancies I was 102lbs and after my 2nd I weighed 143lbs. Now after a half year of diet and exercise I weigh 99lbs. It's definitely not easy but it feels a lot better.
clarkey 0
why is this a FML?
DncrHap 9
just get pregnant again! keep the cycle going and you'll be thin in no time. or you'll end up with a bunch of kids you can't feed. or both!
JhasNeeh 7
Another perfect example of why we need a STFU button. Why are you whining? 30lbs is huge, keep going and keep your moaning for something that deserves it.