Today, I found out the best way to communicate with my boyfriend, who is obsessed with Farmville, is by placing a "sign post" on his farm. Not sending texts, emails, or calling, but by placing a message on his imaginary farm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML
Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
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Top comments
FortuneFaded 0
"Losers" coming from the guy who feels the need to advertise his Myspace address at the bottom of every post. Enough said!
lettertjes 0
I don't really get this obsession. I play farmville and I think it's a cute game, but it's not like you can spend a lot of time playing it, you have to wait a day or two for your crops to get ready and then it takes up ten minutes or twenty minutes tops to harvest them and plant new ones. Even if you only plant strawberries, you'd still only spend at most two hours a day on farmville (and that would get VERY boring because it's not like you can do any exciting stuff with it).
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sevig 0
WoW is a fun game atleast u can meet celebs oplayin it night elf druid 80 resto wit my mawhawk genades
Kode_Ex 0
brilliant! will do that lol
ScaryandDamaged 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odBDAcOEKuI Farmville Parody Commercial. FKN HIGH-larious
onorexveritas 24
OMFG MY FRIEND IS ADDICTED TO THOSE GAMES ON FACEBOOK ... PISSES ME OFF
mentalhotdog 0
dude, farmville SUCKS!!
Allie_W 4
Sounds like you need a new bf. Maybe some mature?
krisanda 5
Time to move on
YoloEllie 3
Your a total idiot for putting up with it and id more interested in a fake farm than u
fantasyworld 39
I think it's time to move on.