Today, I found out the best way to communicate with my boyfriend, who is obsessed with Farmville, is by placing a "sign post" on his farm. Not sending texts, emails, or calling, but by placing a message on his imaginary farm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML
Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
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Top comments
FortuneFaded 0
"Losers" coming from the guy who feels the need to advertise his Myspace address at the bottom of every post. Enough said!
lettertjes 0
I don't really get this obsession. I play farmville and I think it's a cute game, but it's not like you can spend a lot of time playing it, you have to wait a day or two for your crops to get ready and then it takes up ten minutes or twenty minutes tops to harvest them and plant new ones. Even if you only plant strawberries, you'd still only spend at most two hours a day on farmville (and that would get VERY boring because it's not like you can do any exciting stuff with it).
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Drea_Gucci 0
Dude i had to communicate with my boyfriend by going out and buying a xbox360 and making a halo account. which was is sadder? Lls
WTFsGoingOn 0
That is just really sad. You must love him.
candycane1373 0
wow really farmvilles gay tell him to check out farmtown! its alot better!!
brittany20 0
Sooo gay haha! What has our world come to with pretend farms? Tell him you wish his farm would die! Then encourage him to get a real hobby...like sports or perhaps visit a real farm! haha
polico_wolf 0
have you tried calling texting or emailing?
squ1rrel 0
I prefer that type of communication. At least when you post that, you know that he gets it and can't ignore it!!
sportsnut 0
YDI for dating someone so lame
ceuti 7
WHATS WRONG WITH FARMVILLE?? I'm Playing It Right Now =]
Agent229 0
mabey you should learn how to deepthroat his ****
sparkleprincess 0
DUMBEST THING I EVER HEARD HOW DO THESE GUYS EVEN GET GIRLS N VISEY VERSA
newmanlyman3 8
any game you find on a chat site is ether stupid a waste of time or a money scam ask him what he likes more u or farville or anyother s*** it is a win win. if he says u great if he says any other sh** dump him and post another fml and someone mite ask you out. it is advice take it or leave it. PS sorry about the bad gramer it is 11:32