Today, I found out the best way to communicate with my boyfriend, who is obsessed with Farmville, is by placing a "sign post" on his farm. Not sending texts, emails, or calling, but by placing a message on his imaginary farm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML
Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
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Top comments
FortuneFaded 0
"Losers" coming from the guy who feels the need to advertise his Myspace address at the bottom of every post. Enough said!
lettertjes 0
I don't really get this obsession. I play farmville and I think it's a cute game, but it's not like you can spend a lot of time playing it, you have to wait a day or two for your crops to get ready and then it takes up ten minutes or twenty minutes tops to harvest them and plant new ones. Even if you only plant strawberries, you'd still only spend at most two hours a day on farmville (and that would get VERY boring because it's not like you can do any exciting stuff with it).
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chomsuon 0
what a loser! dump him and go out with a person who plays yoville! lol FYL!
Jimboom 12
Post a sign post that reads " You have 5 minutes to come talk to me or we are through!" then time stamp it. Otherwise get his password and delete it all! He will thank you for it in the long run for freeing up his time to actually change the things in his life that he is playing the game to escape from. ;)
RebeccaRFT 18
She has no right to do that and anyone who does that is a bitch. It's a violation of trust and privacy to delete it especially behind his back
Misanthropist 0
If you're the kind of girlfriend that whines and bitches about what your boyfriend does with his free time, I'd pick Farmville over you too.
RVP23 0
So get a new boyfriend. YDI for being too insecure and/or stupid to dump your guy and be single for a bit untill you find someone new.
evil_munkey 0
hahaHahahaha perhaps if u let me access urfarm.....
j_Leigh15 0
You deserve better Dump him
Debrad1207 0
I agree, time to dump him!
skyeyez9 25
I tried playing farmville, and hate it! They try to make you addicted to the game by having your crops die if you wait a minute too long when harvesting them. Plus the synch issues. There is a game on the nintendo DS and Wii that is a farm game. Grow crops, raise animals, sell the goods...etc
skyeyez9 25
my friend is a farmville addict. I always see 10 or more posts from her a day on facebook regarding that game: Amber found a lonely pink cow wandering around on her farm, Amber reached level 15, Amber got the master farmer award...etc
GruntOfAction 0
Amber got busy with her Uncle Daddy. Well this is Farmville, doesn't say what kind of farm.
angrygood 0
He will get bored of the game soon. Just consider this as a phase, because it probably just is.