Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML
Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML
Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
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abudali911 3
Ydi for laying all those games
npk88 0
please get some help!
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Comments (184)
abudali911 3
Ydi for laying all those games
Klumm 3
wow you dumb bitch.
justdancebbyx3 7
You're a dumb ******* bitch. What a waste of money. I'm surprised you even have friends.
WOW_idc123 0
shes just a dumb bitch not a ******* dumb bitch i hope you get it lol
nam3 0
man whats with all the farmville fml's i call fake
unearnedrogue 0
Agree with all these posts.
balzacthegreat 0
YDI and FYL for being pathetic.
youandme4ever_fml 0
Smart... what a waste of money.
antoinemartinez 0
hey those games are very adictive!!!
BassGirl 5
You= Life Fail
purple_gurl 1
YDI for playing farmville.
breenarae25 0
your a loser OP
npk88 0
please get some help!
iKaite 0
Lies, you dont flip teh burgerz on cafeworld! There done in 5 mins anyway. LIES AND SLANDER
hockeychic156 0
agreed
tornado4327 0
even funnier that you make fun of this person for playing the games, but seem to know their details pretty well
infinitii 0
ohmygod that's so freaking funny it's like you live with pixels
ily1210 10
YDI for playing those games, and wasting that money. Get a life. NOT MEANING TO BE HARSH :)
Unfunktional 0
you're so young
random_man1999 11
188, that define toy doesn't sound creepy
Kazze 31
"define toy"...
GrtJzzMn 0
You must be kidding me right. Let that shit die. You didn't pay for it to begin with.
abudali911 3
*playing*
imperfectclarity 0
Well, on the bright side, at least you realize that that's pretty lame.
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Agreed. The playing of the games isn't bad, it's the fact that you would pay someone to take care of the games when the OP could have easily built back up whatever they had in less than a week when they got back
renaet 0
My mom does it for me for FREEE!!!!!!!!
zombieskater 0
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ServeRocks 0
follow me on twitter @ serverocks
Fminetoo 0
I believe the saying goes. " A fool and their money are soon parted" Perfect example.
GanjAxZermA 0
are you complaining that you paid 50 dollars or the fact that you don't have a life??
d4rkwi7ch 0
YDI && fix your spelling. it's 'paid' not 'payed'
palmtrees 1
Perhaps the OP never learned to spell properly because she spends too much time on Facebook?
OhHushDear 11
It says paid...?