Today, I found out the best way to communicate with my boyfriend, who is obsessed with Farmville, is by placing a "sign post" on his farm. Not sending texts, emails, or calling, but by placing a message on his imaginary farm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML
Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
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Top comments
FortuneFaded 0
"Losers" coming from the guy who feels the need to advertise his Myspace address at the bottom of every post. Enough said!
lettertjes 0
I don't really get this obsession. I play farmville and I think it's a cute game, but it's not like you can spend a lot of time playing it, you have to wait a day or two for your crops to get ready and then it takes up ten minutes or twenty minutes tops to harvest them and plant new ones. Even if you only plant strawberries, you'd still only spend at most two hours a day on farmville (and that would get VERY boring because it's not like you can do any exciting stuff with it).
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Comments (84)
78eugeg78 0
what is the addiction to farmville?!?!?!!? dump his ass!
AntiChrist7 0
YDI for dating that idiot
sweetbiotch88 0
ooof, sucks. Breakup
Jaded4good 0
YDI for dating an addict. Welcome to the club of gamer widows. Cry a little and then move on.
TheLetterZero 7
Please don't call people who play Farmville gamers. It insults us real gamers.
Jimboom 12
seconded!
acesarge 0
Ya people who play farmville are as much as a game as someone who can turn on a computer is a computer engineer.
no_luck83 0
win
ScaryandDamaged 0
LMAO!!!
fretforyerlatte 0
he'll get over it. farmville is really addictive at first but it gets boring relatively fast for most people. just give him a little time, he's enjoying something new. in a couple weeks it'll all be over.
XxHannahxX 0
I don't get how farmville can be obsessive. I hate getting notifications about it!
lettertjes 0
you can hide those
iSmellNice 2
Farmville has destroyed so many lives.
guitardedman 0
that game is ******* dumb. i tried it so i could see what everyone was ******* going nuts about, and its a waste of time. like here, plant some shit, and come back in exactly 4 hours. but not until then. it takes so goddamn long to grow shit i dont understand how people can spend any amount of time on that game. but maybe its because im still drunk, who knows.
Starfire22 5
Harvest moon DS games are better, and they're portable...
guitardedman 0
that game is ******* dumb. i tried it so i could see what everyone was ******* going nuts about, and its a waste of time. like here, plant some shit, and come back in exactly 4 hours. but not until then. it takes so goddamn long to grow shit i dont understand how people can spend any amount of time on that game. but maybe its because im still drunk, who knows.