Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, while rushing upstairs to have sex, I tripped on the stairs and rammed my naked boner into the edge of the step. All my wife could do is laugh at me. Now it even hurts to pee or put my trousers on. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
Today, I was standing by the bed, naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opened the door and walked over to me, swinging her hips, wearing practically nothing. At about four feet from me, she tripped on the edge of the floor mat, and used my junk to catch herself. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
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jessxoxo28 5
omg, wow., lol!!!! u must have been blown away with wat u saw
Caael 0
Hope you got sympathy sex
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Comments (167)
FarSide 23
@97: The poor farm boy had probably only seen a cow vag before his girlfriend... Assuming his gf WAS a real girl...
triplethreat13 0
i love how people are getting mixed thoughts about WHY the guy fell. my first thought was that he got excited. am i right? enlighten me.
misty_donna 0
yeah i think you're right, i mean i assumed he was excited not disgusted :P
Vero_B 0
Hahaha that's hilarious.
bbobe900000 0
this is pretty damn funny. hahahahaha
nodbor 11
Amateur
tany_fml 0
haha i thought they ment was that your first
fuckerlife 0
ahahahahahah oh mannn
ouchithurt 0
Ahhh! Some of you guys are such trolls! Look, I was going up the stairs (I expected her to be wearing panties) When I saw she didn't have any on, I was entranced lol. No, I'm not a virgin. No, I'm not an amateur. I just didn't expect no panties, WE WERE AT MY HOUSE! My Girlfriend isn't some *****? I was just staring, I missed a step and boom! Yes we did end up having sex after that if you truly care that much.
boatkicker 5
good job imitating OP. you even got the name right, except for at the time you posted this FML you didn't have 'ouchithurt' as your username, or else you'd have a little badge under the up or down thumbs ups. tell me: why did you not make this account until after posting your FML? lol. I do not believe you're OP. you will not convince me so dont bother, but whatever. at least you got the name right (i've seen people **** that up before and still say they were OP. although you did forget to capitalize the O)
ouchithurt 0
You, Are quite possibly the biggest idiot in the world. Why in the HELL would someone make an account to take credit for an FML? Complete idiot. Well 1st off, I submitted the FML on the site when I didn't have an account. I was new to the site so I didn't really think It was going to get accepted. Then when it did, and I see a bunch of people saying my girlfriend is a ****, It kinda pissed me off. I decided to make an account and give more details. Your a complete idiot if you think that i'm not "OP" I really don"t even know what that means, I'm thinking like the person who wrote it? But anyway what I said before is exactly what happened.
evlbb2 2
OP would be original poster. either way i buy the story. hell. even seems like something i would do ;]
woltfire 0
Ahahahahaha pretty funny!
silentmusic 0
u know i dont find them disgusting to look at. dont call me a perv but there not that ugly until an infection. not saying she had an infection